Last weekend I found myself in a grocery store in Golden, Colorado,
in the foothills of the beautiful Rocky Mountains.
We went to get just a few things...some rotisserie chicken, broccoli (I
can't go a day without broccoli), cherries, blueberries, spinach, apples,
almond butter, and maybe, just maybe, some chocolate covered almonds.
BUT...
...we were at a Whole Foods (WF), and you know how tempting it can
be to start throwing in every other amazing product from their shelves
into your cart.
It adds up pretty quickly. Well, really-really quickly at WF.
Don't you just wish that the store manager would come up to you and
say, "Hey, take whatever you want, and all that you want, and we'll just
charge you one low flat fee for all access to our products."
That would be the greatest thing ever.
Unfortunately, I don't see this happening at WF any time soon.
Fortunately, though, it's happening in the Turbulence Training world
this week until Thursday.
You can wander the store, going down the metabolic training aisle and
adding Metabolic Finishers, MRT 1.0, MRT 2.0, MRT Bootcamps, and
even Meathead MRT to your cart...
...and while normally you'd pay $19.95 to $29.95 per workout, for this
week only you can get EVERY TT workout for a total of just $97.
It's the best deal ever for you to become a TT Member.
But that's not all, once you're done in the MRT aisle, head over to
the Bodyweight Exercise case against the back wall and load up on
Bodyweight Cardio 5, the 6-month Bodyweight Manual, and the
Bodyweight 500 and 1000 challenges.
Pack that cart full of workouts. Remember - you can get ALL of the
workouts for one low price, so you don't have to worry about how much
they would cost if sold separately.
Then wheel your cart over to the Meathead counter to get a few slices
of your favorite meathead workouts, like "Get Lean and Jacked", or
"Reformed Meathead Fat Loss".
And finally, as you take it all through the check-out counter where TT
Team members, Amy, Lesa, Dan, or myself will ring you up, don't
hesitate to throw in some of the workouts we have sitting around the
cash register up front.
Don't miss out on TT for Buff Dudes and Hot Chicks, or TT Hard-Core.
And if you've forgotten a workout, we'll call over the PA system to get
Certified TT Trainer Mike Whitfield to hunt it down for you.
(Make sure you don't leave without taking TT for Amazing Abs or
TT Booty for Wife. Those are classics.)
Get FULL access to ALL TT workouts in this special offer (ends Thursday)
Happy shopping.
Time for me to get back to stocking the TT workouts shelves and creating
new workouts for you over the next 12 months of your membership.
Thank you for shopping at Turbulence Training, and have a nice day.
Hope to see you again soon,
Craig Ballantyne, CTT
Certified Turbulence Trainer
PS - We'll be happy to help you load all of the workouts into your car.
Just let us know if you need help. It's our pleasure to serve you.
PPS - This is only for Turbulence Training VIP readers such as...
PPS - This is only for Turbulence Training VIP readers such as...
...yourself, to thank you for your support.
And the workouts will keep on coming for the next 12 months.
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